Of all the dumb things I have ever bought on the internet in the middle of the night, a 2-pack of electronic mosquito bite relief is quite possibly the dumbest.
My excuses are:
- My foot is itchy. Some bastard of a mozzie got me a beauty.
- I don’t really care whether they work or not.
- Honest, don’t care.
- I can give them to the kids and they will *believe* they work.
- Or else they will learn a valuable lesson about the kids of things that you can buy online for less than 20 bucks including postage.
- Either way, we are winners.
I forgot that Biggie has a music teacher as well. Also, we have a cleaner.
I am drowning in little gift bags with Chrissy deccos inside.