OK, so I am a spelling prescriptivist.
But when I get a spam fax that reads
Be efficient and sharp this year! – Put a Postage Meter on your desk and avoid the Post Office cues
I just want to cry.
Or, you know, run to mock it on the Internet.
Despair for the human race
07
May
Obsessing about everything 
RacingHippo
May 7, 2008 at 6:47 pm
Maybe they keep snooker cues under the desk, with which to beat customers who bring big piles of post to be stamped?
melissainau
May 7, 2008 at 9:34 pm
Could be.