This morning, in the car, on the way to work.

Fraser: “It is not reasonable for you to go away for so long. You need to cut your trip short.”
Me: *is incandescent*

I still cannot even speak to him.

Gentlemen: Here is a lesson. When your wife makes plans that she is OMGSOEXCITED about, and that she tells OMGTHEWHOLEINTERNET about? Do not attempt to piss all over them months later.