Me, by email, to inbound duty free shop:
If I pre-order (large item X) for collection next Monday morning, are you able to wrap it up so my kids don’t immediately see what it is, given that it is their Christmas gift and all?
Inbound duty free shop to me:
Hi Melissa, if you can just send us your flight details and credit card number, we can put one of those aside for you.
Me, to Inbound duty free shop:
Um, I kind of need to know whether you can wrap it up pls? Cos otherwise, no sale.
Betcha they still don’t get it.