I just found an old notebook which contained notes from a gaming session. Presumably I was thinking of producing some kind of session report but good sense got the better of me.

I wonder whether anyone can how quickly someone will guess which game it was.

• “Hold his bum closed!”
• “It’s a long time since we’ve had a poo!”
• “Did you put in the comment about diarrhoea?” / “She will if you can spell it.”
• “If you shake them right, they vomit.”
• “There was something stuck in his mouth; I pushed, and his bottom opened.”

The really frightening thing? My 12 year old will roll her eyes when she reads this. “Mu-um!” – apparently my sense of humour is too juvenile for her.

Sometimes, I can almost see why.