I just found an old notebook which contained notes from a gaming session. Presumably I was thinking of producing some kind of session report but good sense got the better of me.
I wonder whether anyone can how quickly someone will guess which game it was.
- “Hold his bum closed!”
- “It’s a long time since we’ve had a poo!”
- “Did you put in the comment about diarrhoea?” / “She will if you can spell it.”
- “If you shake them right, they vomit.”
- “There was something stuck in his mouth; I pushed, and his bottom opened.”
The really frightening thing? My 12 year old will roll her eyes when she reads this. “Mu-um!” – apparently my sense of humour is too juvenile for her.
Sometimes, I can almost see why.