Things that would be better with a Piña Colada:
- Taking children to swimming lessons
- The waiting room at the dentist
- Pretty much any kind of health food
- Parent-teacher interviews
- The feel of the ocean
- Making love at midnight in the dunes on the Cape*
Things that would not:
- Garlic bread
- Circus Trains
- a Colonoscopy
- School lunches (possibly unless you were a teacher)
- Cleaning out the kitty litter
- Getting caught in the rain **
* or so I am told.
** it would dilute the drink.