Things that would be better with a Piña Colada:

• Taking children to swimming lessons
• The waiting room at the dentist
• Pretty much any kind of health food
• Pedicures
• Breakfast
• Yoga
• Parent-teacher interviews
• The feel of the ocean
• Making love at midnight in the dunes on the Cape*

Things that would not:

• Garlic bread
• Circus Trains
• a Colonoscopy
• School lunches (possibly unless you were a teacher)
• Cleaning out the kitty litter
• Getting caught in the rain **

* or so I am told.

** it would dilute the drink.