I went to the pharmacy today. The conversation went something like this.
Me: I need hay fever pills.
Pharmacy sales person: Ok. Well, we have …
Me: I need TWO DIFFERENT TYPES. That I can take at the same time. Please.
Pharmacy sales person: Oh, Well …
Me: And that prescription nasal spray? Get me some of that too.
Pharmacy sales person: *fetches hand cart*
Me: Oh and my kid needs some prescriptions filled. And please give me some butter menthol cough lollies too. And one of those creepy nasal irrigatiom things.
Because while I may be suffering, at least my credit card is suffering more.