Almost verbatim. But edited.
Me: You know how we can’t find our satnav? And I thought maybe we should get another one but you said OVER YOUR DEAD BODY? And we are driving to South Australia? Well there’s a TomTom app that runs on an iphone.
Fraser: Ah ha
me: so you would not crack the shits if I got it?
Fraser: No. But I might ban you from Ikea for 6 months
me: lol << (“as if”)
I’m going to buy this sucker so I can wear it in a bit
Several minutes later …
me: you can buy a YODA VOICE
for the TomTom
me: Turn left, you must.
A roundabout, there will be.
me: Follow the third path, you should
I am not going to
but I am cracking up thinking about it
there is a lot of fun to be had there for $6.49
and, as it turns out, there is a lot of fun to be had wondering about what else Yoda might say.
- The urge to speed, resist, you must.
- An accident, there has been.
- USE the brakes.